The Dentist
Ouch.... This damn tooth is
hurting me |
Awwwwwww |
I can't stand it when my teeth
hurts |
I guess I have to go to The
Dentist! |
My Dentist asks: |
"So what has your sweets
intake been? You have a cavity." |
My Dentist knows me so well |
He knew I was eating too many
sweets |
So I tell him: "Well Doc,
you know how I am with candy. |
I can't eat enough. All the
sweets i have in my house are susceptible to my intake and I eat them
well and in great proportions." |
He goes: "Well Teresa,
what do you eat?" |
I reply: "Well you know
my usual, glazed donuts dripping of sweet nectar and I hate to waste food.
SO I lick every finger of the goey nectar that sensuates my fingertips.
Then there are the Gummy Bears and Worms that I suck on that I have to
wrap around my tongue ring to elongate the pleasurable effect of the candy
melting in my mouth." |
"Then there are the hard
candies that I suck on around the house that tend to find intricate spaces
in my mouth to hide as I tongually fight them to stay in place until I
get to the warm substance inside." |
My Dentist, now sweating from
my description, asks: "Well Teresa, do you eat chocolate, beacuse
that can also give you a cavity?" |
I go: " Chocolate, chocolate... |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! |
Do I eat chocolate? No Sir,
I don't eat chocolate... I make love to it with my mouth. I take all of
it's juices and let them trickle down my throat. I make sure that I have
an empty stomache to take in all of it so that I am full because mother
told me never to leave your plate until it is all clean! I don't just
eat any kind of chocolate, it has to be milk or dark." |
"Oh yeah, I remember Doc!
I do have this favorite chocolate bar I have just acquired. He is too
sweet. See, see, see.... He is my ebony version of lust. He is the denominator
to my numerator. But soon, I hope he let's my numerator be on top of our
fraction. I don't believe no one has brought this candy bar yet, but I
am glad that I had a big bill that night. " |
"I can't imagine why no
one would enjoy those eyes that engulf me from across the room." |
"I can't imagine why he's
alone. After all, Trojan Magnum XL called him to make sure they made the
right size. Those lips...hmmmm...... Can chocolate ever be administrated
orally? I testify, yes!" |
"See, I have a tendency
to suck on those lips like a newborn to it's mother. Like a bumblebee
to a flower. My energy feeds off of him and I am never tired." |
"I don't want to sound
like I am sick even though I am suffering from diabetes, but I cannot
help myself. I am addicted to the waste of a century. My competition with
a vertical implication. My divine arrow and I am the target. No...please
don't tell me I can't eat chocolate anymore. I would just tarett and I
would have to fall off of the face of this earth. I need the heat he has.
My North Face isn't enough. My body cringes at his voice around noon and
melts around midnight." |
Well....... |
I didn't notice the doctor until
he was wiping his face. |
Why? |
I don't know. |
"So Doc, can I eat my sweets
please? I will eat them moderately.....I promise!" |
"Well Teresa, you can eat
all you like as long as you brush afterwards." |
I got up with a smile and noticed
that when I hugged my childhood dentist good-bye, he wouldn't get too
close. |
Guess he didn't want me to see
how much he enjoyed my answer, so I just left.... |
By: Teresa S. |