A good girl'll understand why you hang out with you friends

A crazy girl would sleep with you and most of your friends

A good girl would offer to pay half instead of letting you pay all

On the first date that is

A crazy girl'll go hide in the bathrrom stall

and she won't come back until the check is paid

A good girl knows how to wait

A crazy girl can't wait to get laid

A good girl is real smart and knows how to get money

A crazy girl is real dumb and dresses like the Easter Bunny

A good girl dresses conservative and occasionally flashy

A crazy girl'll go to a club with the back of her heels ashy

With a little ass skirt and her breast all exposed

A good girl shows some cleavage

A crazy girl'll show them whole

A good girl'll be right there, standing right by your side

The crazy girl'll hop out the garbage can talking bout' some SURPRISE!

and then get mad because you not, and wants to act all stupid

and start throwing sharp shit at you like her crazy ass was cupid

If I forgot your name

A good girl knows how the game is played

A crazy girl would go craze and throw shade for days

A good girl keeps her kids in the house and doesn't act like a floozy

A crazy girl'll go hang out with her kids late night at the movies

A good girl will tell the truth about which guys she's fucking

A crazy girl'll lie about who she's fucking

and who's dick she ISN'T sucking

You can be friends with a good girl because she gives good advice

But a crazy girl has no friends, so they get treated like they have lice

Good girls are real nice and treat you real polite

Good girls get called Lesbians

Crazy girls get called Dyke's

A good girl has her own and doesn't need a man dammit

A crazy girl gets taken out and gets left somewhere stranded

I love all the good girls, they get ALL of my respect

The next time a crazy girl wants to take a trip

I hope she falls and breaks her neck....

By: Brian L.